My sister cried yesterday

Your aunt cried yesterday when she heard the latest antics.

Well you are now a devious lying manipulating conman, who has ripped off his gullible trusting housemate.

He's a weirdo you cry ; he's so untidy ;I can't stand the weirdo. I've got to get out of here. Yes. But not because your housemate dropped crumbs on the floor and the ratcatcher had to come from the council. You are not on this planet. Disparaging though this does sound, it's sadly fact.

Now why would you and your girlfriend ever want to share a house with someone so diametrically opposite to you? I wonder....