rock bottom and crackpot excuses for being found with crack

Rock bottom - surely that must be photocopying your arsehole.

Next to that has to be microwaving your crack to get it dried out more swiftly.

Captain Crack boldly cooking where no crackhead has cooked before.

Here comes Captain Crack and his skyrocket crackcake.

And finally, here's a burnt teaspoon that Jesus left behind. Yes JC himself.